Wednesday, September 9, 2009

So Let Me Tell You About My Boat

Travel Log-September Ninth, In the Year of our lord, Two Thousand & Nine

The minute I opened my mouth about soy milk, she said something to the effect of, "Would you just shut the fuck up already."

She sent me packing and I ended up on a train with this lady:
(Whatever you do don't ask her about weekly passes, she'll swallow you whole.)

Then I ended up in this bathroom in Trenton with signs that looked like this:

Now I'm installing peepholes in the men's room at Kohl's.

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