Who's The Boss?

So Let Me Tell You About My Boat

Travel Log-September Ninth, In the Year of our lord, Two Thousand & Nine

The minute I opened my mouth about soy milk, she said something to the effect of, "Would you just shut the fuck up already."

She sent me packing and I ended up on a train with this lady:

(Whatever you do don't ask her about weekly passes, she'll swallow you whole.)

Then I ended up in this bathroom in Trenton with signs that looked like this:

Now I'm installing peepholes in the men's room at Kohl's.

BIKE LIBRARY'S "BIKE-IN MOVIE" This Saturday!

Bring your bike to... (or just bring a friend)

New Brunswick Bike Library's
Bike-In Movie

Saturday September 5, 7pm
- Free -

Come to the bike library see what we're about. Check out the bikes. Learn to fix / build a bike.
Watch movies under the stars. Eat popcorn! - anything else byo

Short Films...
- Monty Python: Bicycle Repairman!
- New Brunswick Bike Library
- The Iowa City Bike Library

Feature..
- Beijing Bicycle

Where we are...
Backyard of 154 & 148 Commercial Ave (corner of Seaman & Commercial) in New Brunswick. Lost?? Call 732-986-1126

New Idea for Film, Here's the Pitch:

That's it!

What to Do at Twenty Three/ Do I smell a new Career?

What to Do at Twenty Three While Living at Home.

I have no idea what to do with myself. There's only so much media and pornography one can take

in at one sitting.

(I'd say about five to ten minutes given my track record.)
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Do I smell a new career?

I've decided to stop calling myself an artist, a skateboarder, and an entrepreneur, as well as all of the other things I refer to myself as, that way I can make some space for my newest title:

Re-Furbished Vaccuum Repairsmen Specialist.

It's been a passion of mine for some years now and I figured now's my time to shine.

Point being:

-No one has any cash on hand for a shady latina maid with

sticky fingers.

-Some vaccuums have lifetime warranties.

-Due to recent advances in technology, top of the line

vaccuums can also get into hard to reach areas that other

cleaning supplies can't.

-I live above a vaccuum repair shop( No transportation to work required).

- I only have a G.E.D and 1/2 of an associates from a community college.

- I can wear practically whatever I want to work.

- If David Oreck's been in business for one hundred years, why can't I get wet too?

As far as I can see, it's a win, win situation.